Monday, April 1, 2013

Why me?

There are some questions I ask myself every day..

Number one: Where is the bathroom?? I have an overactive bladder of some sort. Lately, I have a growing list of my favorite bathrooms, it is kind of embarrassing. This question definitely deserves two question marks because of the frequency I wonder it and sense of urgency I ask myself in.

Number two: How did I get here? I have a hard time believing that I have actually been alive for 21 years. I still think I am 18 all of the time. But it all comes back to me when I want to go to the bar and legally am allowed to.. Then I am super proud that the bouncers half way believes I am 21. Hopefully that ends soon because I feel like it could be a potential cradle robber catastrophe, (kind of already is?).

Number three: Why am I awake? For some reason, I think that my best work is done when I am exhausted.. It's not. I stay up til the wee hours of the morning not doing my homework but usually doing something related to thinking about how I should do my homework because that is a much better solution than actually doing it. On my way home, every single day, I am always like, yeah! Going to do  some homework and get ahead of the game!! Then I can probably go to sleep without worries one night! Do I follow through, nope. But at least it is always on my mind. Like right now for example, I am supposed to be doing homework, but instead, I am writing about it. In the heat of the moment, I deactivated my Facebook account. Along with all of my BS apps like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and Tinder.

I guess the next step is to go to sleep??